Am I already saying too much one entry in?

So.


Here we are.


I read blogs, I definitely don't write them. Or...wait. This is a blog, huh? And it's mine. Okay. Scratch the previous comment.


Anyhoo, this is my inaugural entry into my nameless-faceless-nobody-knows-me blog. I'm okay with it staying that way for now, but in the event that anyone ever finds it in the future - *waves* HEY! Welcome to the travesty you don't even know you're about to find!


I've been thinking about this blog for a few days months now, but I definitely had a yearning to really get it in gear last night. Without rehashing what's gotten me from there to here, I finally settled on a cute name and voila! Here we are.


This blog will be dedicated to my life - the seemingly inane, random, seriously? did that happen to you?! stuff that yes, does indeed happen to me. Need proof? I went for my annual ladies exam earlier and my doctor seemed more interested in telling me what he knew about social media than the exam. Um.


I'm all for a good distracting I-don't-know-you-and-you've-got-something-in-my-hoo-ha-this-is-really-awkward discussion. BUT. Sir. If one of my ovaries falls out in a day or two, I'm pretty sure you're to blame.


But I digress.


Some of my favorite bloggers spill their guts over the innernets, and it looks like I might be one of them too. Yeah. More on that, and everything else in due time.


Anyhoo...I'm feeling more accomplished than I thought just getting this initial entry written. So with that, I will resume playing Monopoly on my computer (since no one else plays Monopoly - SHAME.), catching up on trashy soaps and drinking more wine than should be legally consumed in a night.


Cheers!


Nik